Integration
$250CAD and up
Your product inside a post we were going to make anyway.
- One vertical video, 15–40 seconds
- Published to every channel
- Caption written in the account's voice
- Performance report at 14 days
Small audience. Unusually engaged.
12,642 followers across 4 channels, 1,165,418 views, and an engagement rate of 6.14%. That last number is the one worth your attention.
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Why this account
6.14%
Engagement rate
Engagements per view, measured from the platform APIs.
1.2M
Views to date
Across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
12,642
Followers
96% of them on Facebook.
539K
Best single post
Organic. No paid promotion has ever been run on this account.
What the engagement rate means for you.
Widely reported averages put pet accounts near 5% and all creators near 2.4%. At 6.14% this audience comments, shares and replies at a rate that a much larger and colder following would not. You are buying attention, not impressions — and the people watching are pet owners who turned up for two specific cats.
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Formats and rates
Dedicated post
$500CAD and up
A whole video built around one idea of yours.
- One vertical video, 20–60 seconds
- Concept and script approval
- Published to every channel
- Pinned for 7 days
- Performance report at 14 days
UGC licence
$400CAD and up
Footage licensed for you to run on your own channels and paid ads.
- 2–3 finished vertical cuts
- Raw footage delivered
- 12-month licence, paid social included
- No posting on our channels required
Ongoing
$1,200CAD per month
Three posts a month, booked ahead, at a better rate.
- 3 posts per month, mix agreed with you
- First refusal on category exclusivity
- Monthly performance report
- Priority scheduling
- Rates are starting points. Final pricing depends on usage rights, exclusivity and territory.
- Payment 50% on booking, 50% on delivery. Net 30 for agencies.
- We will say no if the audience is wrong for the product. It is a small audience that trusts us and that is the whole asset.
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Recent performance
| Post | Channel | Views |
|---|---|---|
| Apparently we work for them now. 🍊🍊 Tiger and Garfield called a meeting, reviewed our… | 539,244 | |
| Another productive meeting with the boys. 🍊🍊 Several complaints were filed. Garfield… | 165,145 | |
| They called a meeting. We thought it was going to be reasonable. It was not. 😂🍊🍊… | 145,625 |
Figures as of August 15, 2026 · full breakdown in the annual report
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The annual report has the full channel breakdown, reach and engagement — pulled from the platforms and updated automatically. If the audience is wrong for your product we will say so rather than take the booking.